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Me: lolz can we juz bonez it?
John: With my fitness program, you'll loose up to 30% body fat!
Me: lolz wtf? r u sayin' i'm fat wtf :(
John: And if you buy 6 minutes abs you'll not only get ab sculpting routines, you'll get nutrion guides as well!
Me: wtf. ken we juz bonez it?
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Me: wtf u r lame. Nvr mind bonezing it. :(